KoH: "I'm hungry."
Caterpillar: "WE CAN MAKE DINNER!"
Dormouse: "Yes! We'll make sandwiches."
KoH: "No. No. No. No. No! Every time you two try and make dinner it ends up being way more work for me. The kitchen is destroyed and I gotta end up eating a ketchup sandwich. No."
Me: "You didn't have to eat a ketchup sandwich. I had to eat a ketchup sandwich."
KoH: "It doesn't matter, they used a whole loaf of bread. That's $2.87 cent wortha bread!"
Caterpillar: "I won't make you a ketchup sandwich." *runs around corner, comes back with bottle of mustard in hand* "I'll make YOU a mustard sandwich!"
Me: "Problem solved."