"What's that on the counter?"
"My breakfast."
"That's just a bunch of slices of bread."
"No. It's five ketchup sandwiches."
"Huh?"
"The Caterpillar asked me this morning if she could make me breakfast in bed."
"So she made you a ketchup sandwich?"
"She made me FIVE ketchup sandwiches."
"FIVE ketchup sandwiches? For breakfast?"
"And a Diet Coke."
"Well, at least she knows you."
"I tried to tell her that ketchup sandwiches aren't really good breakfast fare."
"And did that work?"
"She said I could eat them for lunch."
"That's true, I suppose."
"Or dinner."
"Guess you're not getting out of eating a ketchup sandwich any time soon."
"You want one?"
"Not really."
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January 5, 2012 at 1:00 PM
You say ketchup sandwich, I say vegetarian hamburger.