I periodically go somewhere by myself with the girls on Thursday nights and people ask me, "Where's The KingofHearts?" And my reply is always, "He's teaching kendo to church ladies." And then they laugh at me and say, "No really." And I say, "Really." And then they say, "If you don't want to tell me you two are splitting up, you don't have to." And I say, "Well, just don't tell anyone else, okay?" And then I get a call from the Bishop.

Hi Bishop, here's my proof: