Heard from The Dormouse in the past week at random times that had nothing to do with the current subject matter of the conversation:
  • "Shamwow! is made in Germany."
  • "Are you following me, camera guy?"
  • *when someone spills a soda* "You could clean that up with Shamwow!"
  • "Shamwow! is only $19.95."
  • "You need something that absorbs twenty times it's weight in liquid."
  • "We have to call for it, it's not available in stores."
Or maybe that one commercial is just on waaaay too much.