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At Least This is How We Heard It

KoH to The Dormouse: "Are you going to buy us lunch today?"

DM: "No."

KoH: "Well you should. I bought lunch last week, Momma bought it before."

DM: "I can't."

Alice: "Why not? We've been carrying you for far too long... it's time to pony up the dough."

DM: "NO! I can't buy lunch! I don't have any money. I don't have any dollars. I don't have any sense!"

DM: "Mommy and Daddy, why are you laughing?"

Ummm, maybe you had to be there? Trust me, it was funny.