Mileage: 55555

I had to wait almost a little too long at a stop light while trying to take a picture of my odometer with my camera phone because I knew it was more than a mile before I'd get home and be able to show the KingOfHearts. Unlike the cars of the 80s, you cannot drive a Subaru home backwards and have the miles come off. And yes, I do know for a fact that certain cars made in the decade of Reagan had that feature.