Up until now, suggestions from The Dormouse for naming this child have been theoretical, at best: Cinderella, Pig, Allyssera, Sclyssera, Plyrissera, Ellalara, Ellalella, Ellalora, Vanilla...

This morning we received this one. Sure, the first suggestion for a real, honest-to-goodness name ends up being a cultural icon for nuclear holocaust:

"Momma and Daddy, I know what to name the new baby!"