"What do we need at Target, again?"

"Hmmm... return the car seat, milk, kitty litter.... oh and I need some dress shields."

"Dress shields? What are those?"

"You know, pads to put in my bra so I don't leak breast milk all over every single shirt I own."

"Oh." *silence, then:* Those are called 'dress shields'?"

"I guess. I don't really know what they're called. I just know what they do."

"Well, I guess better to call them 'Dress Shields' than 'Weepy Tit Covers'."

"I hear they tried marketing them as 'Weepy Tit Covers' but it didn't really catch on."

"I can see why. Eeew. No one would buy them."