Colleague #1: "Who is the President of Nameless Corporation, does anyone know?"

Colleague #2: "Isn't it that woman who dances and smokes like a chimney?"

Colleague #3: "No. It's that woman who's an artist and drinks like a fish."

Colleague #2: "Are you sure? I really thought she was a dancer."

Colleague #3: *deadpan* "Well, get a few drinks into her and she'll probably dance for you."