Colleague #1: "Who is the President of Nameless Corporation, does anyone know?"
Colleague #2: "Isn't it that woman who dances and smokes like a chimney?"
Colleague #3: "No. It's that woman who's an artist and drinks like a fish."
Colleague #2: "Are you sure? I really thought she was a dancer."
Colleague #3: *deadpan* "Well, get a few drinks into her and she'll probably dance for you."
Colleague #2: "Isn't it that woman who dances and smokes like a chimney?"
Colleague #3: "No. It's that woman who's an artist and drinks like a fish."
Colleague #2: "Are you sure? I really thought she was a dancer."
Colleague #3: *deadpan* "Well, get a few drinks into her and she'll probably dance for you."
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July 22, 2007 at 7:25 PM
Wait, you work? I thought all you did was watch TV and pay people to watch your child. Oh wait, there I go confusing you with me.