This weekend I met an elephant.


A beautiful elephant that The Dormouse and The Caterpillar actually rode -- along with some other kid who takes your money and then apparently if there aren't enough other patrons to fit four-to-an-elephant like he wants, he just hops on with whomever and rides alongside because I guess the elephant has a minimum weight requirement? I don't know.


 Where can I get a gig like his?

I didn't ride the elephant myself, but I could have just stood there all day staring into her eyes.