Me: "When was the last time I had a tetanus shot? No reason...."

KingofHearts: "Why are you limping?"

Me: "No reason."

KoH:  "Did you step on a nail while dismantling Monica's house?"

Me: "No."

KoH: "You answered kind of quickly there."

Me:  *scoffing* "I didn't step on a nail.....      I stepped on two."

KoH: "You two need a keeper."