Me: "I think I wanna make some eggs with hot sauce on them.  Do you want some?"

 KoH: "It's 10:30 am.  What brought that on?"

 "I saw a picture of hot sauce."

 "So the eggs are just a delivery system for the hot sauce?"

 "Pretty much."

 *shakes head*

 "Well, you can't very well just eat a spoonful of hot sauce, can you?"

I'd finish the story, but I have to go make some eggs.