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What my Children did on Their Thanksgiving Vacation

Why, they built a girl, of course:


Need a little visualization help?  Allow me:


There is also a sign to accompany it:


"Hi! My name is Katie!  I am made of household things like shoes, pillows, and towels.  Do you like my flower hairclip?  Thank you!"

I suppose I should be grateful that they don't have access to computer parts or we would have ended up in a romantic sex romp like those kids from Weird Science and I'd have a missile coming out of the roof of my house right about now.  Just the same, if one of them shows up wearing my bra on her head, I'm totally putting my foot down.