Know why it's awesome to have kids?

Because when they stick a toilet ring on their head, walk into the living room in front of company and announce:

"I'm a Pope!"

you get to take a picture and put it on the internet to save the story for when they're older and will be appropriately embarrassed by it all.

Until then, you're left to wonder just how it is they know who the Pope is and what he wears on his head anyway.