Part of the entertainment planned in New York City: stalking celebrities.

Is that a person looking out the penthouse window with a phone in his hand, calling the police?

Word to the wise: If you carry one of those smarty phones around with you, and you're as proficient in the art of Google-stalking as Monica is, you can pretty much figure out where anyone lives.

This is your view when you travel with us to the big and bustling city:

Holland Tunnel

Somewhere near Madison Square Garden

It may not be fancy, but at least we know enough to get the best seat on the bus.