Alice's Adventures Underground: Too Early for the Birds and the Bees Talk

Too Early for the Birds and the Bees Talk

Posted on 6/05/2007 08:13:00 AM - by NG

Announcing my pregnancy to people at church last Sunday:

"My mommy ate a WHOLE LOT of food. And now... she has a baby in her tummy! Because that's how you get a baby in your tummy."

I bet the eight-months'-pregnant woman who was in audience at the time was surprised to learn that fact.

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2 Response to "Too Early for the Birds and the Bees Talk"

MB

June 5, 2007 at 8:06 AM

Oh crap. That means I'm going to have four thousand babies this year alone.
Janet Kincaid

June 6, 2007 at 6:48 PM

Hm. Perhaps what she was really trying to say is, "Mommy is stuff from eating to much." Which, if this was New Zealand, would be a double entendre for eating too much (U.S.) and being pregnant (N.Z.)