"What did you do in school today?"

"We saw Mr. Aaron's butts."


"Mr. Aaron showed us his butts. He brought them to class and we got to touch them."

*taking a deep breath, trying not to freak out* "Honey, what, exactly do you mean?"

"We saw, spiders, bees, and a tarANtula."

"Mr. Aaron showed you his buGGGGs?"

"Yes.... Mommy why are you laughing?"