We're going through a phase of impromptu, improvised songs right now. This is one The Dormouse sang from the back seat on the way home from Church last week:

"Jeeee-sus loves eeeeveryoneeeeee

Innnnnn the wooooorld
Better than meeeee
And Iiiiii love Jeees-sus toooooo."

KingofHearts begins laughing out loud, because she honestly has no clue what she just said. I jokingly yell: "What are they teaching you over there in that church!!?!?"

DM: "That Jesus loves me."