"It's like if you and your sister were arguing over what to have for dinner. And I say, 'If you can't agree, NO ONE EATS AT ALL.'"
Dormouse: "Oh. I get it. Wait, that's stupid."
Yes, yes it is.
In other news, some of my favorite Government shutdown related news pieces of the day:
- If you can't have a panda-cam, make your own.
- The very best twitter hashtag ever.
- 20 Government shutdown memes.