So much work.  So very busy.

Please to enjoy these photos of the Shortlings instead of actual thought and preparation from my brain which, I'm guessing, approximates a thick jelly-like substance these days.

I believe there are some really clever bondage references to make here, so I'll let you do that in the comments because all I can come up with is: Fire bad, tree pretty.

"And who tied her up this way?" you might ask?

Hmmm, I wonder.