In honor of April Fools' Day... I guess.

What do you call a cow with no legs? 

Ground beef.

Funny, right?

Except when The Caterpillar tries to tell it.

"Hey Momma, what do you call a cow with no legs or a dog with no legs and no mouth and no head and no neck?"

"I don't know, what do you call a cow with no legs or a dog with no legs and no mouth and no head and no neck?"

"Grounded beef."

"What do you call a cat in a bones that's stuck together with no legs?"

"I don't know, why don't you tell me?"

"Grounded cat."

"What do you call a pencil that has no eraser?"

"I don't know, what?"

"A backpack that has no grounded beef."

"Now, you're just getting predictable."