Dormouse: "Momma, knock, knock."

Me: "Who's there?"

DM: "Lettuce."

Me: "Lettuce who?"

DM: "Lettuce in, it's cold outside!"

Me: "Ha, ha, very funny."

Caterpillar: "Momma, knock, knock."

Me: "Who's there?"

CP: "Banana chicken vulture butter princess book you're a wallet like a shoe like a dress."

Me: "...."

CP: "LAUGH, momma!"


Now imagine days and days of jokes like this.