On a recent phone call with my mother (who really shouldn't be surprised this is showing up on the blog): Her: "You know The KoH really is a good guy. You really found one of the good ones.... except he leaves his shoes on the floor and he pees too loudly."
Maybe you can get him one of these for next Christmas, mother.
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January 2, 2010 at 9:15 AM
I like that the inventors find this less effeminate than just sitting down. Try explaining that stool to your buddies.
January 2, 2010 at 10:43 AM
Yeahyeahyeah....leave it to you to find something to fix the problem on the web. You can buy it for the KoH, but I was photos. Videos would be better. Now me, I wouldn't have even thought of going to the web. :)
P.S. I think I actually said...'when he pees he sounds like a horse'. Yes. I think those were the exact words.
January 2, 2010 at 10:44 AM
January 2, 2010 at 10:22 PM
@MB: Ah, but didn't you see the illustration on the website? Sitting is clearly not as good as kneeling because you "teapot" splashes on the seat. Personally, I find that euphemism way more effeminate.
@Lucy: I find it slightly disturbing that you're asking for photos/video of my husband peeing. This is not that kind of website.
January 3, 2010 at 10:01 AM
I like how a teapot is used as a euphemism for a penis. Classy.
January 5, 2010 at 6:19 PM
@Lucy - You want photos? Of my penis? I think there's aline in there and this is WAY over it.
@Janet - I'm not sure how the people on the website knew that my penis makes a whistling sound, but...
January 6, 2010 at 12:27 AM
LOLOL I'm not sure what is more funny, the post or the comments!
January 7, 2010 at 1:51 AM
KOH: Whistling tea pots make me crazy. I would highly advise losing the whistle. Besides, I thought your MIL said you "pee as loudly as a horse." If a horse whistles when it pees, we're in trouble! :-D