You can take away my mother of the year award for what I'm about to admit, but every time I see something like this:

I have to resist the urge

To lift up my foot

And knock her over.

Seriously people. Crawling and pulling up at seven months is just a bit too soon for my tastes. The Dormouse just got up and started walking at seven months - skipped crawling completely - and I was hoping for a bit of a reprieve. What's the big hurry already?