Steps on the bathroom scale and watches until numbers show up:

"Mom! Hey mom! I lost 43 thousand, 8, 9, 11 feet tall!!!"

"Excuse me?"

"I'm 57 and 11 gallons... 9, 10...."

"Well, isn't that impressive?"

"That means... I'm tall, tall, tall, taller! I don't need a car seat anymore!"

"I'm not sure that's what that means."

"Do you think I'll need a longer bed?"