"What's your Bear's name?" I say pointing to the brand new stuffed teddy she made at a special event at pre-school. She's holding it proudly in her arms along with an inexplicable tiny stuffed sheep that none of the other kids seem to have.


"Are you sure it's not Goldilocks?"

Looks at me like a third arm just grew out of my head. "No... it's GoldiBLOCK."

"What's your sheep's name?"

"Goldiblock Sally"

"Why is it's name Goldiblock Sally?"

"Because she's a SHEEP." Rolls eyes and walks away from me.