Allow me to introduce, the strangest toy I have yet spent money on (and that is saying a lot), Zed the Zombie.

What does Zed do, you say?  Well I'm glad you asked.

 The Shortlings picked this out for the KingofHearts for his birthday. This is what you get from your children when you have a serious zombie obsession, so if you're like the KingofHearts, you might just want to keep that obsession to yourself in lieu of better presents in the future.