For some reason, this picture reminds me of this awesome Target store prank.  (So you must click on that link and let hilarity ensure.)  I found this just after I bought my Self Birthing Kit.

And yes, we pushed her all around the whole store like that.  If you want some odd looks from fellow shoppers, give it a try.  But you'll find yourself randomly yelling, "Don't let your hair get in the wheels!" and then those who don't see what's in your cart think you're talking to them. Or the voices in your head.  Igual no más.