I love the “Food without a side of questions” mantra all the radio ads for Chipotle are sporting this season.  As a firm but gentle counter, here is, more or less, a transcript of my last interaction there.

Noise level in restaurant is deafening.  I walk up to the bar and scream across the sneeze guard, "Hi.  I'd like...."

 CW: *interrupts me* "What do you want?"

 Me: "A steak burrito, no rice, but everything else on it."

 CW: "OK." *passes empty tortilla to next employee*

 Chipotle Worker #2: "What do you want?"

 Me: "A steak burrito with everything on it, but no rice, please."

Chipotle worker: *mumbles something unintelligible with head down*

Me: "What?"

Chipotle worker: *mumbles something unintelligible again*

Me: "I'm sorry, I can't hear you."

CW2 finally looks up at me: "WHAT KIND OF MEAT?"

 Me: "Well.... steak... you know... 'cause it's a steak burrito?"

 CW2:  "Yeah, but what kind of meat?"

 Me: "OK... steak."

 This seems to finally land with CW2 and she plops a spoonful of steak on the tortilla and passes it down.

 CW3: "What do you want on it?"

 Me: "No rice, but everything else,"

 CW3: "Do you want rice?"

 Me: "No."

 CW3: "Do you want beans?"

 Me: "Yes, no rice, but everything else."

CW3: "What kind of beans?'

Me: "Black beans."

CW3: *plops a spoonful of beans on the tortilla and passes it down*

 CW4: "What do you want?"

 Me: "Everything."

 CW4: "Do you want lettuce?"

 Me: "Yes. Everything."

CW4: "Do you want tomatoes?"

 Me: "Yes. Everything."

CW4: "Do you want cheese?"

 Me: "Yes. Everything."

CW4: "Do you want sour cream?"

 Me: "Yes. Everything." *seeing where this is going* "And hot salsa, please."

 CW4: "Do you want guacamole?"

 Me: "Damn, I missed one."

 CW4: "WHAT?"

 Me: *sigh* "Nevermind. Yes. Everything."

Might want to rethink that slogan, Chipotle cause whoever came up with it has clearly never tried to order something in your restaurant.