Dormouse: "OW!"

KingofHearts: "What happened?"

DM: "OWW.  STUPID THING!"

KoH: "What did you do?"

DM: "I clipped my elbow on that cabinet.  Ow... stupid... vertex!"

KoH: "That's a pretty fancy word for someone who just banged their own arm against a cabinet."




*I had to look it up