Me: "When was the last time I had a tetanus shot? No reason...."
KingofHearts: "Why are you limping?"
Me: "No reason."
KoH: "Did you step on a nail while dismantling Monica's house?"
Me: "No."
KoH: "You answered kind of quickly there."
Me: *scoffing* "I didn't step on a nail..... I stepped on two."
KoH: "You two need a keeper."
KingofHearts: "Why are you limping?"
Me: "No reason."
KoH: "Did you step on a nail while dismantling Monica's house?"
Me: "No."
KoH: "You answered kind of quickly there."
Me: *scoffing* "I didn't step on a nail..... I stepped on two."
KoH: "You two need a keeper."
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August 5, 2013 at 12:06 AM
The best is that it was two nails we had already thrown away, and then you took them from the trash to step on them. It only would have been better had you yelled WHYHASTTHOUGHFORSAKENME!? at yourself.