Caterpillar:  "MOMMA!  I know what I want to be when I grow up now!"

Us: "That's great!  What do you want to be?"

"I want to be a BEAR HUNTER!"

"Uh... well... you have to be very brave to be a bear hunter."

"Actually, a PANDA BEAR HUNTER!"

"Oh.... kay....."

"Or a maid."