Remember the game of Perfection when we were kids? (Please, someone say you do. Please tell me I'm not that old.) It was basically a speed puzzle. You had so many seconds to put all the pieces in before the ding-er dinged and all the pieces would pop out at you. I remember getting one for Christmas one year and getting really very proud that I got good at doing it in faster and faster times.

The Dormouse, apparently, would have been happy with this game as well. And maybe if I bought her that game, I wouldn't have to hear Toni Basil's Hey Mickey thirty-five times in a row in an afternoon as she uses "Mickey Hamster" to time herself and try and finish a puzzle before the song ends.