One Tin Soldier

Oh sure, it's a pacifist-themed folk song and you think it might be socially conscious of you, but here's what you'll hear sung at 90 decibels while you're pushing your sweet little cherub in a cart in the grocery store:

"Go ahead and hate your neighbor! Go ahead and cheat a friend!"

"On the bloody morning aaaaafffff-teeeer...."

For some reason, these are the only lines of the entire song that are understandable.