tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33177169.post4845388943834368414..comments2023-08-27T06:04:13.748-04:00Comments on Alice's Adventures Underground: Ace in the HoleNGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14129806787655566395noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33177169.post-20933252670876003862008-06-24T20:20:00.000-04:002008-06-24T20:20:00.000-04:00@paws: You'll have to have your mother-in-law give...@paws: You'll have to have your mother-in-law give you the recipe for Lumpy Dick one day.NGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14129806787655566395noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33177169.post-24690119377681864382008-06-24T11:30:00.000-04:002008-06-24T11:30:00.000-04:00LOL. This post has been the source of much amuseme...LOL. This post has been the source of much amusement in our home.<BR/><BR/>I've never heard the term "tallywhacker" before, but wouldn't you know that just yesterday I came across it in a book (Icy Sparks) I was reading. It's so weird how often that happens.pawshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14255247673778901000noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33177169.post-7303178076199189522008-06-20T06:20:00.000-04:002008-06-20T06:20:00.000-04:00@mb: I'll bet you didn't know that schlong is a c...@mb: I'll bet you didn't know that <I>schlong</I> is a contraction.... "sure is long... suuuurre islong... schuris long... schlong." (Thank Betty Crocker for that.)<BR/><BR/>@Andrea: We feel the same way every time we see a <I>Hummer</I> driving on the freeway.<BR/><BR/>@Lucy: I've never understood why, if you have to spell s..e..x, that <I>tallywhacker</I> seems <B>better</B>.<BR/><BR/>@gilahi: I'm totally using that next time I have to call in sick.<BR/><BR/>@Tewkesbury: Actually The Dormouse used that terminology when she was smaller. "Wipe your bottom in the front. Wipe your bottom in the back." Then later, she decided that the front was your "bottom" and the back was your "butt." I'm just hoping no one will ever teach her "taint."<BR/><BR/>@sabrina: "girly bits..." I like it!<BR/><BR/>@amyzia: I'm starting to think the euphemism for body parts gene is somewhere on the Y chromosome.NGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14129806787655566395noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33177169.post-52081141123084078542008-06-18T13:53:00.000-04:002008-06-18T13:53:00.000-04:00I *loved* the vavoline comment!! I don't want to ...I *loved* the vavoline comment!! I don't want to teach "vagina" when I mean "vulva" either. My husband only says "girl parts" or "boy parts" and I was almost convinced he didn't know the proper names to any of them.<BR/>I was thinking the other day that most people use the term "vagina" inappropriately but I don't her to use "vulva" and have no one have any idea what she talking about. Oh the quandry!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33177169.post-16151458097818873812008-06-17T23:57:00.000-04:002008-06-17T23:57:00.000-04:00I am the exact same way. PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS ...I am the exact same way. <BR/><BR/>PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS vagina.<BR/><BR/>I call them her "girly bits" for now. I have no idea what I'm gonna do later. No problems saying penis though. Maybe I'll have a boy next and this part will be easier.<BR/><BR/>LOL Valvoline!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33177169.post-39854237311737268662008-06-17T17:34:00.000-04:002008-06-17T17:34:00.000-04:00For some reason, my parents always called all of t...For some reason, my parents always called all of that junk "your bottom", as in "wipe your bottom" or "don't forget to wash your bottom" and so on.<BR/><BR/>I just call it what it is, much to my mother's horror. Of course, this is the same woman who blushes at talk of menstrual cycles and the like. Maybe it's a generational thing?<BR/><BR/>Perhaps you should introduce the Dormouse to the Valvoline, er... Vagina, Monologues!J.M. Tewkesburyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13184459165382590897noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33177169.post-87827417496468055802008-06-17T15:50:00.000-04:002008-06-17T15:50:00.000-04:00This is awesome - Valvoline. LMAO!This is awesome - Valvoline. LMAO!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33177169.post-33502845811033195312008-06-17T13:56:00.000-04:002008-06-17T13:56:00.000-04:00There was a comedian on a Comedy Central a while b...There was a comedian on a Comedy Central a while back that said "vagina" sounds like some sort of skin rash.<BR/><BR/>"Hello boss? I can't come in to the office today. Yeah, I've got vagina. It's all over my face."Gilahihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05331323175802868796noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33177169.post-48603141843804692042008-06-17T12:34:00.001-04:002008-06-17T12:34:00.001-04:00Again...I resemble that remark. I see nothing wro...Again...I resemble that remark. I see nothing wrong with...tallywhacker. It's better than the real word. Whatever that is. And the 'V' word? Same category. And I was very old before I found out that the 'v' word wasn't that wiggley thing at the back of your throat.<BR/><BR/>I'm a proud woman!!! After all...my mother spelled "s..e..x" until he day she died. I keep traditions.RoeHhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00131723337404316867noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33177169.post-7509950757913226222008-06-17T12:34:00.000-04:002008-06-17T12:34:00.000-04:00This comment has been removed by the author.RoeHhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00131723337404316867noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33177169.post-87854979128655134392008-06-17T10:35:00.000-04:002008-06-17T10:35:00.000-04:00Our minor league baseball team here in Sacramento ...Our minor league baseball team here in Sacramento has a mascot that they refer to as "Dinger."<BR/><BR/>That always makes me giggle a little giggle.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33177169.post-62570958807733149502008-06-17T10:11:00.000-04:002008-06-17T10:11:00.000-04:00ROFL @ KoH's willy list...ROFL @ KoH's willy list...vetsachttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10850807667525836494noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33177169.post-84618026800152408682008-06-17T07:36:00.000-04:002008-06-17T07:36:00.000-04:00We just like to lump them all together as "naughty...We just like to lump them all together as "naughty parts."<BR/><BR/>I was just thinking the same thing about the word vagina the other day!! Was it before or after my kid was trying to pull on my husband's schlong in the shower? I forget.MBhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07206411306306537264noreply@blogger.com