tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33177169.post4653074541707885163..comments2023-08-27T06:04:13.748-04:00Comments on Alice's Adventures Underground: True Blogger ConfessionsNGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14129806787655566395noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33177169.post-44883373170976056972009-01-13T12:29:00.000-05:002009-01-13T12:29:00.000-05:00Now wait....there were some good things about the ...Now wait....there were some good things about the 'dark ages'. Give me a day or three to think and I'll post some things.RoeHhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00131723337404316867noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33177169.post-56346042433052921872009-01-13T07:01:00.000-05:002009-01-13T07:01:00.000-05:00@Tewkes: That's good because I've got a lot of ba...@Tewkes: That's good because I've got a lot of bad mothering to make up for. The problem here is I'll have to wait at least until they're both adults to brag about my genius. And then it'll ruin a childhood memory. But who cares, it'll make me look good! (Do I have to turn that award in now?)<BR/><BR/>@paws: You, too, will be doing things like this soon! Strap yourself in.<BR/><BR/>@scott: 1. Oh, I'm not sayin' Santa hasn't played video games for days on end himself. Santa does not have a problem with video games. Rather, he just understands how this family who stood in line twice for the addictive personality gene probably shouldn't allow their kids to have one in the house because that's all they'd ever do. Santa has seen it before. 2. I would definitely buy you a cordless nose hair trimmer. I'm not sayin' you need one... or am I? (Which makes me wonder, are there CORDED nose hair trimmers out there? Because why would anyone sell THAT?) 3. Well said. This is why power and wealth doesn't rule the world, it's <B>marketing</B>. 4. Oh that's why I went to college... and plan to claim we don't have enough money to send HER to college. Then I can stay smarter than her until she's at least 20. Although you have more degrees then both of us together and we still managed to get you to buy $80 worth of candy so maybe I don't need to worry about it.<BR/><BR/>@stewbert: I had never heard of Ned before this incident and was talking about this "Mesmerian yo yo guy" at work with my colleagues. All the others with kids nodded and said, "Oh, you mean Ned. Yeah. We know about Ned." Why didn't anyone tell me?!?<BR/><BR/>@Beth: God's gift to man, baby!<BR/><BR/>@TWZ: If you want a Ned Yo Yo for your buy guy, I know where to get them now. Not even forged!<BR/><BR/>@Brian: I do not know. I'm just glad I no longer live in the dark ages.NGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14129806787655566395noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33177169.post-48301473790420097312009-01-13T01:04:00.000-05:002009-01-13T01:04:00.000-05:00How did we ever survive back in the days before go...How did we ever survive back in the days before google was a verb??Brianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02023650756715607420noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33177169.post-89440546646801677592009-01-12T20:58:00.000-05:002009-01-12T20:58:00.000-05:00I laughed, I cried, I read it to the big guy - wha...I laughed, I cried, I read it to the big guy - what a great story. Especially the part about dragging the yo yo across the cafeteria! Waa-haa-haa!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33177169.post-52613092943431740842009-01-12T19:01:00.000-05:002009-01-12T19:01:00.000-05:00Very impressive. I love the internet.Very impressive. I love the internet.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02350563639002868719noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33177169.post-50923183309361499962009-01-12T13:59:00.000-05:002009-01-12T13:59:00.000-05:00i remember having to buy a ned yo-yo ... they sold...i remember having to buy a ned yo-yo ... they sold them at the school the day ned did an assembly. oy.stewberthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14940744366129679442noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33177169.post-78499441881877533562009-01-12T13:35:00.000-05:002009-01-12T13:35:00.000-05:00Okay, this post requires too many responses:1. be...Okay, this post requires too many responses:<BR/><BR/>1. <I>because Santa has definite issues with video games in the house.</I> - Since when? How is it, then, that I remember wasting countless hours at your house playing Dr. Mario?<BR/><BR/>2. But what if I would really like and could use a cordless nose hair trimmer? Would you buy me one then?<BR/><BR/>3. N. No other yo-yo will do. E. Everyone must by MY yo-yo. D. Don't even think about buying your kid a different yo-yo.<BR/><BR/>4. You may have won this time, but before you know it, she'll be old enough and wise enough to know better. Then I'll be there to encourage her to want all of the most useless crap in the world, and then it will be payback for that time at Hershey's.Scott and Kristenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07703558361289743447noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33177169.post-15938744020253324532009-01-12T12:38:00.000-05:002009-01-12T12:38:00.000-05:00Very smart.Very smart.pawshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14255247673778901000noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33177169.post-59068102577641136202009-01-12T12:28:00.000-05:002009-01-12T12:28:00.000-05:00Brilliant! That alone wins you mother of the year!...Brilliant! That alone wins you mother of the year! The beauty is, the Dormouse is none the wiser and Santa is still an all-knowing wonder of Christmas magic!J.M. Tewkesburyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13184459165382590897noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33177169.post-66552043625943025692009-01-12T12:27:00.000-05:002009-01-12T12:27:00.000-05:00@Lucy: Well, if you want, I could send you a groc...@Lucy: Well, if you want, I could send you a grocery store gift card. ;)<BR/><BR/>@Sassy: Wow, THAT'S what it stands for? In my case, it's more like: <BR/><BR/>So So<BR/>Moms<BR/>Always<BR/>Require<BR/>TrainingNGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14129806787655566395noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33177169.post-13057300699898906582009-01-12T11:27:00.000-05:002009-01-12T11:27:00.000-05:00Now that is SMART!S uperM omA ctingR eallyT errifi...Now that is SMART!<BR/><BR/>S uper<BR/>M om<BR/>A cting<BR/>R eally<BR/>T errificJulie Andersonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07725706798011232122noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33177169.post-11610339802739815752009-01-12T08:34:00.000-05:002009-01-12T08:34:00.000-05:00Okay now I read the whole thing. I only got to A...Okay now I read the whole thing. I only got to Aunt Bessie on the last comment. This post deserves a prize. Some *necessity is the mother of inventions* prize somewhere. Cool. Cool. I'm proud of you!RoeHhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00131723337404316867noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33177169.post-18116976290417896092009-01-12T08:28:00.000-05:002009-01-12T08:28:00.000-05:00Well at least Aunt Bessie got a Christmas gift. *...Well at least Aunt Bessie got a Christmas gift. *SOMEBODY* you know didn't. :(RoeHhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00131723337404316867noreply@blogger.com